How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb???

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one, then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER: Make me.

LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can
I?  Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

SIBERIAN HUSKY: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

DOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

MASTIFFS are NOT afraid of the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

GERMAN SHEPHERD: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the
light? I SAID,"STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

And finally,  the Cat's answer to the above question:

CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs! People change light bulbs. So the
question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

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